Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Dalton

He's the dumbest person in the world.

Dalton is the ugly guy in the world.

by Wilson5 October 18, 2020

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Taylor Dalton

The best thing that ever happened to Mr.Dalton

Taylor Dalton is the most amazing woman I could have chosen to be my wife

by Chevy7.5 September 17, 2019

Dalton

Stupid fucking hillbilly

"oh look it’s dalton, what a stupid fucking hillbilly”

by koolguy420 October 8, 2019

Dalton

Dalton has a lot of talent.

Dalton can win any ones heart he could imagine.He is very smart, intelligent. He is amazing in till u get on his nerves.He has a great personality.But is very loose with girls.One wrong miss take and he goes find another girl. people loves seeing him walk into a room.He has wonderful blue eyes u can get lost in. He treats everyone with love.Dalton is one of a kind 😏

Dalton is really one of a kind

by Itzzzzz Joker February 22, 2019

Dalton

Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️

“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019