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Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
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Cute couples

R+ j is the cutest couple if you break them up they will come for you.They are kinda shy but still love each other and make each other happy there gonna stay together forever
Hailey:who is that?
Jayden:that’s my girlfriend she’s really hot c
Cute couples
by I don’t even knwo November 17, 2019
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Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.
The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.
by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009
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Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.
Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.
by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009
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Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.
Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.
by CaptainTed February 3, 2010
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couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)
Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease
by DMAN03 July 13, 2012
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