Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
by Shankbone_4125 March 15, 2017
The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.
My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.
by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016
Mike: You know that new girl Mira?
Tyler:Yeah what about her?
Mike: last night she came over to my place and we started having sex and I put her in a reversed turkey!
Tyler: Really! I've wanted to tap that from the moment i saw her
Tyler:Yeah what about her?
Mike: last night she came over to my place and we started having sex and I put her in a reversed turkey!
Tyler: Really! I've wanted to tap that from the moment i saw her
by Hitandrun December 09, 2014
A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
Friend of a bush pig, name for the second ugly woman when they are travelling in a pair. This is an Australianism or Aussieism.
by QuokkaAU January 11, 2010
by certifiedgeesehaircut January 08, 2021