20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookupmug. 20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookupmug. A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
Get the The universal scoring system.mug. When someone reveals the score of a sporting event without making sure no one is avoiding the news for the purpose of watching the game at a later date.
Guy 1: I've avoided the internet all day so I wouldn't know the score of the World Cup game.
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?
Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?
Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.
by Hurricane7410 June 26, 2010
Get the Score Rapemug. Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
by austin277490 January 18, 2009
Get the scoring on an empty netmug. by Slappercut master July 15, 2017
Get the score some holemug. Man, I dunno how she got Soulja boy on my mp3, but I'm not too upset about it. They'll just end up being Never-Ended Scores.
by suecra13 August 16, 2009
Get the Never-Ended Scoresmug.