swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 10, 2008

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

Swapping tongues

When one trades tongues with another person.

Daniel: Did you see Mike and Molly swapping tongues behind the bleachers after school!?
Shawna: Ew!

by theissaroni/grosscreampie June 16, 2017

Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009

Swapping Jays

A homoerotic scat act, whereby two men run a plastic tubing or hose between their rectums. The first guy then shits into the tube and passes it to the other guy. They then "swap the jay" back and forth between each other.

Yesterday, I walked in on my flatmate and his partner swapping jays with my beer bong.

by Mr Rekshun September 3, 2010

Wife swapping

where two or more guys exchange wives.
The difference between swinging and wife swapping is that swinging is just for sex but in wife swapping the new wife lives with the guy as a real wife.

John goes wife swapping every chance he gets.

by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Poop swapping

The act of two male partners performing anal sex to each other then proceeding to sword fight.

Those damn poop swappers made a mess all over my rug!

I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.

by Diabetic Jr May 16, 2010