Popularity Status

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)

Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011

waterfall status

When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.

Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status

Or

Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.

by timmytheripper July 18, 2014

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

Facebook Status Rage

The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.

Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:

"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.

by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009

virgin status

A facebook status with no likes or comments.

HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.

by aKimboB September 16, 2010

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Stalker Status

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008