Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 07, 2019

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

chummy squash

A name for your friends snapchat group

I can't wait to send this snap to my chummy squash group. They're going to LOL so hard.

by Lusters dictionary August 09, 2017

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko August 13, 2017

Butternut squash

To be an asshole. A jerk.

Quit being a butternut squash. You are such a butternut.

by Nenodactyl and Jimodactyl July 14, 2022