The best way to lose weight is to find someone hot and have sport sex. I lose 10lbs having sport sex, better than slim fast!
by JTDawg January 14, 2008
Get the sport sexmug. When straight girls flirt with gay girls- just for sport. Drop a line, try to catch, but don't eat the fish.
"Dude, is that girl gay? She just eye fucked the shit out of you."
"She's straight. She's just sport fishing."
"She's straight. She's just sport fishing."
by jforrestfire April 9, 2011
Get the sport fishingmug. See demon, hell, torture, inhumane, idiot, criminal, drug user, pimp, ho, possessed.
Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).
When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.
These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).
They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.
P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).
When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.
These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).
They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.
P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Student: Oh, sir, I can't play no more. My feet are killing me.
Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!
Student: Please (helplessly).
Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!
Student: Oh, God!
Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!
Student: Please (helplessly).
Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!
Student: Oh, God!
by I AM BEOWULF! April 20, 2008
Get the sport teachermug. Purely recreational sex, used for entertainment purposes only. Not bad, if you can find it. See also sport fucking, fuckbuddy, friends with benefits, quantum dating.
I'm totally ripped from all the sport sex i've been having with my fuck buddy. It's better than a gym membership!
by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002
Get the sport sexmug. A really kind person who rules at sports that take place on any type of court. ( tennis, basketball,volleyball ect.) They are pretty awesome people to know.
by Casween July 21, 2013
Get the Court sportmug. Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.
by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016
Get the Sports Cockmug. Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013
Get the Sports potatomug.