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Cobra Slide

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.
The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.
by Father of Time May 6, 2021
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Fn-Slide

The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.
Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
by HighPriestMcKickass March 11, 2011
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slide of pride

Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.
I caught John on a slide of pride this morning!

Suzy's slide of pride was great today!
by LHK May 17, 2006
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Sliding Door

The term a sliding doors moment became a term popularised in the late 20th-century meaning seemingly inconsequential moments that nonetheless alter the trajectory of future
I chose to have my child and gave up my career. In hindsight that was a defined sliding door moment.

Princess Diana's last minute decision to make a trip to Paris was a defined sliding door decision
by Cammie00 August 3, 2021
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Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.
Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?
by miscuzi July 11, 2021
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Pop A Slide

A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.
Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!

Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?

Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.

Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
by Duderston August 12, 2010
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Piano Slide

(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.
I tuned Scott's mother's piano with a vicious piano slide(with my dick);)
by keo90 February 11, 2009
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