Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 13, 2022

The Spooke

A creature of art and memes, only coming out when injustice is wrought upon those it cares for. Beware the Spooke.

The Spooke is coming, hide the sticks!

by AllyTheGayKatto December 7, 2019

Spook

Philosophical term devised by Max Stirner used to describe aspects of the real world which are illusions created by the human mind or social constructs, which he argued were “apparent” and without a “corporeal body”.

Examples of spooks could include a government, ideas about familial relations, ideas about morality, etc.

Man, you see, is not a person, but an ideal, a spook

by BigGuyLegend February 19, 2022