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Reishi Splatter

Ganoderma antlers aka Reishi mushrooms grown against glass. Reishi antlers grown against glass creates a Splatter effect which creates an abundant amount of Ganoderic acid.
Muellers mushroom tinctures are so very strong because they use Reishi Splatter mushrooms which is unheard of.
by Bones619 March 31, 2024
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Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020
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Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
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Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.
by acw11790 February 12, 2012
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Booty splatter

When a female shoots a man's cum out of her ass
"it was crazy I made her shoot out that booty splatter"
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
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