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Rugby Union

A game of kick, clap and utter boredom.
A game commonly played to infront of one man and his dog at club level, and 900,000,000 at international level.

The only game in the world where a team can score no tries but still win against a team that has run in three or four if they kick enough goals.

Complete and utter shite. A game where 15 men from Harrow play against 15 men from Eton and barely touch each other yet look as ugly as Elton John.

A game supported by inbreds who are liable to burst into two choruses of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" but fail to carry on as they don't know the rest of the song
by Sharpshooter November 16, 2003
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Rugly

What you call someone when their face is so ugly you could make a rug out of it, and then step on at your own discretion.
Wow Benito, your face is so rugly I could make it into a rug and step all over that mess of flesh.
by arandazzo060 July 3, 2011
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A sport men use as an excuse to lie on top of each other and touch eachothers penises.
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Rugby League

Rugby League is sport where gay sex is acceptable, in fact it is encouraged...to stand even watching this you must possess an IQ just nudging 20 and a brother who is your mother...
Rugby League is a crap game...don't bother trying to watch it...
by pieguy1 June 4, 2007
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Rugby Union

now water ever you do dont bend for the soap!
by k November 20, 2003
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rugby douche

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.
"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011
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Rugby Boy

Someone who is usually a homosexual human who likes to play the sport of rugby and grab the crotch in the “scrum”. Typically someone very large who thinks they are hard but really have sexual fantasies about their pe teacher.
Oi mate respect me I’m a rugby boy and I like other rugby boys
by HazzaSteesakaflagboy October 5, 2018
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