puff doody

floaters left behind after a bad flush or low water pressure, resembling pastry puffs made of feces

somebody for got to flush and left
puff doody all up in the shitter

by hancho real March 24, 2009

Shnizzly Puff

Expression of extreme anger and frustration, due to an incident.

The xbox is broken.
Oh Shnizzly puff

Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.

I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!

by woodywashere December 18, 2008

one puff tough

person who takes one hit and is high.

kid 1 *takes one rip of the blunt and starts coughing*

kid 2 damn guy youre a one puff tough

by sirmurduhh January 21, 2010

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

mutt puff

Air ejected from the canine arse. A dog fart.

The dog let loose an unholy mutt puff in the car this morning.

by Bengerman Porcter October 20, 2013

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015