Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????

*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"

by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022

free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

The Playstation Method

To turn something faulty off and then on again one or more times in an attempt to make it work.

Guy: Dude this isn't working
Other guy: Just use the playstation method.

by M4NG0 June 18, 2015

Playstation🌈🏳️ 🌈

If you are a gay male that loves eating/riding cock than you can buy a playstation. With our high prices you'll be bouncing onto your favorite games while riding some 🍆

Hey u wanna ride while I play playstation🌈🏳️ 🌈 mark?
Sure zack!

by factual_information November 20, 2019

Playstation Play

A sports play that happens in real life that would normally only occur in a video game. Term created by ESPN Sportscenter on the Top Ten Plays Also known as Xbox play.

Marshawn Lynch's run against New Orleans was a Playstation Play.

by Taz9024 January 11, 2011

Muhammed Saad Allah Playstation

The ratfucker peso that spams c_ in discord servers that eats fucking bitches that he kills in his moms basement.
Islamic name with a picture of Jesus and a playstation as his pfp, racist against: everyone
fucking gross ass faggot that needs to die

"Have you heard of Muhammed Saad Allah Playstation?"
"No, STFU."

by jasper309329032908430924094 August 24, 2023

playstation 360

Used by quirky gamer girls. Its either a lack of commas or they don't own any consoles.

I'm not like other girls, I'm a gamer. I play Fortnite, Minecraft, and Call of Duty on my playstation 360

by johny flesh September 27, 2019