A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
Get the Platonic facesitting mug.a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups
Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.
Yea he's a platonic incel.
Yea he's a platonic incel.
by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021
Get the platonic incel mug.I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.
Friend 1: “The relationship could either be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is where you won’t have any sexual desires for each other and are just long last friends but not in love.”
Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”
Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”
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Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
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