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Maranda Page

This Bitchhh above is my best friend I fucking love her so much. She is so fucking talented it’s not even funny, she’s an amazing artist and a tech wizard, she has a hard time with remembering definitions in social studies but I love her anyway, she gets depressed a lot and I don’t know why but I always try to make her laugh, and that always fixes it she’s the only person in the world that can make me laugh until I need my inhaler. She’s goofy and got a lil booty 😉 she’s shy normally BUT SHE DONT TAKE NO SHIT!!! She is the greatest person in my life I love her so much! I love her dirty mind too !! 😂💕 “Maranda” means Adriauna’s property so back off
Caidence: “Maranda my best friend

Adriauna: “Over my dead body bitchhh she’s mine and always has been

Maranda Page means amazing
by Fuckyou1667 October 18, 2018
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Jimmy Page

The most bad ass guitarist to ever walk on planet freakin earth. Good friends with Robert Plant, they did many ( solos) together and was pretty much self taught.
That guy plays like Jimmy Page
by Bef January 20, 2018
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Brooklyn Page

Amazon Goddess. Blond haired, blue eyed, smart-ass with high IQ. She is self efficient but likes to be taken care of, and will not take shit from any one. Loves sports and farts alot. She is your dream girl, but watch your back her psycho Dad and brothers are dangerous!
Careful with that girl, she is a total Brooklyn Page and if she doesn't come home happy neither will you!
by Krs13 August 3, 2016
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Elaina page

Gymnast, kind, funny, private story name is “save Adam”, Mimi, Carson, has a dog named “phoebe”, called feebs for short
by Mysteruser May 26, 2020
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alix page

Uh oh, here comes the scorpio. Favorite color is green. Has a shirt with stripes. Doesn’t know where to find a white ferrari. Def a cat person. Supernova eyes. Can’t sing badly even if she tried. Perfect pitch duhhh. 25. Likes 1975. Fight on. Said “what the fuck” when I added her on snapchat. Likes chocolate. Favorite goatnut is chocolate with sprinkles. She’s kinda cool I guess.
DUDE! THATS MY CELEBRITY CRUSH! THATS ALIX PAGE!
by geeeeeeeeebs September 23, 2021
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Page 290

A euphemism for the word "fuck" inspired by its placement on Page 290 of the Mueller Report, in which Trump says "This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."
Friend: "Hey man, you up for happy hour tonight?"
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."
by Mr. Lumbergh April 20, 2019
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Page Stain

A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.
Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.
by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010
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