omg kill me

"brad asked me out. like. omg kill me!"
by the_cody_wolf November 24, 2020
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omg shut up

When someone so irrelevant is speaking that you can't help but roll your eyes
Mom: "Son, won't you take out the garbage?"
Jason: "omg shut up"
by JougDones69 January 30, 2018
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OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.
Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!
by BadBMO July 28, 2010
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omg im cuming

when a male squirts white liquid called cum out of his penis.
female: (moans)
Male: omg im cuming

female: pull out pull out
Male: to late

9months later

Doctor: its a beautiful baby boy
by daddy harder omg harder daddy November 08, 2021
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OMG WTF BBQ

OH MY GOD or OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK and no it is not barebeque it is BITCH BE QUIET a way to rant about how angry you are at another gamer for example or just being plain pissed off but the main use is just for pure RAGE FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!Guy 2: you suck y'know that guy 1: OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!!!! guy 2 thinks:RAGING NEWB ROFLMAO
by XMetalGearsX59X August 13, 2010
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Two of the most elite Semi Pro Halo 3 Players. OMG iTz BrEaThE is known for his great sniping skills and outstanding 4 shot BR skills. normally accompanied by his Cousin OMG iTz EpidemK which is known for his crazy sticks, upclose combat skills and sneaky tactics. As a team these to are almost unstoppable and are MLG pro material so watch out ogres.
You have been sniped by OMG iTz BrEaThE. You have been stuck by OMG iTz Epidemk. OMG iTz BrEaThE and OMG iTz EpidemK are ripping threw the doubles ladder on Gamebattles
by manager of gamebattles May 02, 2008
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sex ""positions omg""

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.
omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool
by homiiciide January 29, 2008
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