Nike

A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.

Dave: i like my new nikes but they fell apart after wearing them once
DaQuan: bruh "just ruin it"

by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016

Nike

Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.

Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.

One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.

by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024

nike

this dude is so fuckin gay i die rn hep now xdddddd

person 1: "man nike is a nigger like wtf" person 2: "yes dxxdsjxddssdfsdf"

by fat ugly person January 18, 2018

Nike Moment

When you act entirely on impulse (probably followed by few thoughts)

Dude, i couldn't help myself! i asked her out, it was a total nike moment

by mcviibe January 11, 2009

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Skike-a-Nike

To find a skittle in a Mike & Ike

Bro this ain't no Mike & Ike, this a Skike-a-Nike

by ReneGod May 3, 2022

nike

Nike is a typical Yoruba name given to a girl child whose birth is being cherished beyond the usual with reasons best known to the parents. They thereby give her the best of everything and treat her with great love, respect and honour.

They are usually very appealing in look, loving and caring in nature, highly principled, smart and fast learning. They are passionate and good at whatever they do. They are short tempered and easily let go on issues.

My girlfriend Oyenike is very respectful, selfless, confident and understanding. A good woman to have.

My girlfriend Oyenike is very respectful, selfless, confident and understanding. A good woman to have.

by Olukore February 1, 2020