As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
by Fern Herder March 22, 2012

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.
Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
by RageofMarat September 26, 2011

by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016

by nelso May 9, 2005

Jesy is a part of the best girl group in the world Little Mix
She is the mother of three children
Perrie:the youngest and the trouble maker
Jade:the middle plays around with the youngest
Leigh-anne:The oldest who understands why the mom is annoyed but likes to have fun with her siblings
Then there are the fun times when Jesy gets really drunk and the kids have to be the parents
Jesy is a beautiful women with a beautiful voice
She is the mother of three children
Perrie:the youngest and the trouble maker
Jade:the middle plays around with the youngest
Leigh-anne:The oldest who understands why the mom is annoyed but likes to have fun with her siblings
Then there are the fun times when Jesy gets really drunk and the kids have to be the parents
Jesy is a beautiful women with a beautiful voice
Dumbass:who sung the song "Black magic"?
Mixer:You are a fucking idiot
Dumbass:what do you mean?
Mixer:LITTLE MIX SUNG IT!
Dumbass:who?
Mixer:Perrie Edwards,Jesy Nelson,Jade Thirlwall,and Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Dumbass:are they like big celebrities?
Mixer:you need help
Mixer:You are a fucking idiot
Dumbass:what do you mean?
Mixer:LITTLE MIX SUNG IT!
Dumbass:who?
Mixer:Perrie Edwards,Jesy Nelson,Jade Thirlwall,and Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Dumbass:are they like big celebrities?
Mixer:you need help
by SassyMixer September 4, 2019

An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.
You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!
Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!
That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!
Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!
That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!
by Classic Nelson March 1, 2020
