Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Millennial

AKA - "Members of the Spice Girls Generation"

Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.

by Millennialspice August 19, 2021

the millennial way

A lesbian sex act

emma: we can solve the no premarital relations thing the millennial way!
natalie: LETS GET IT ON

by localcarpetkiller July 8, 2021

Millennials

goofy ahhh old ahh hoes

Gen z: *breathes*

Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*

Gen Z: *ignores because it’s one-sided beef*

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

Millennieitis

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019

millennial pause

When recording a video, if the person has a short delay between the start of the recording and them beginning to talk, it is called a millennial pause.

After looking back at the video, she noticed the millennial pause.

by reyoflighht July 14, 2025