The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
Get the microwave turtlemug. A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.
by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009
Get the microwave facemug. microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)
can be abbreviated to 'meals'
they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
can be abbreviated to 'meals'
they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?
and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
by mcshulad November 29, 2010
Get the microwave mealsmug. It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.
by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018
Get the microwave dickmug. by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019
Get the Microwaved Teamug. 1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.
2. A BAM
2. A BAM
by Demetri January 26, 2005
Get the Microwave Buttmug. by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012
Get the microwave the hot dogmug.