Kirby

An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.

Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby

by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020

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Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

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Kirby

Definition for a stupid prick from New York.
Has a dumb fucking accent you can’t understand.
Laughs at the end of his own jokes for 30 seconds plus.
Shaves his mustache with a nail clipper.

Used to be on a race team.

That guy over there really is a Kirby.

by LarryGianttits March 8, 2023

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Kirby

Kirby is a super king guy who is always their for you when you need him. He’s super sexy and all the lady’s love him. He’s awkward but in a cute way. He’s funny but is often depressed and people shouldn’t take him for granted. He try’s his best and likes have fun. He’s very emotional but hides it. He’s very likely to be bullied even though he try’s his best. He’s looking forward for the future. He likes the idea of a big city but likes the tranquility of the country. He’s very self conscious and often things poorly of himself. If you meet a Kirby tweet him with the same respect he treats you.

Kirby is the best.

by Kirbo928 December 19, 2019

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