The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
by Yosher January 2, 2017
Get the Johnmug. by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
Johnnnn
by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
by tichocolat July 11, 2018
Get the Johningmug. A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
Get the Johnmug.