A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.
John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her
John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020
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Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
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john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
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