You

Not me

Hey you over there!

by Cats play with cat toys December 1, 2018

was that you?

A question to interject in the conversation when someone is getting in your face. They usually don't know what to make of it and back off.

him: blah, blah, blah ...

you: *sniff* *sniff* was that you?

him: huh?

by Tubular Bells October 31, 2011

you

Not me, YOU. Yeah you. You're the one reading this.

What you're doing right now:

1. Looking at this definition.
2. Sitting on a computer chair.
3. Breathing.
4. Moving a muscle.
5. You're either going to look at another definition, or close this tab.

by Overstored Milk June 19, 2014

You

Some ugly ass person who has nothing better to do you they look at urban dictionary definitions

You stupid bitch

by 🥚juevos October 3, 2019

if you will

A phrase used to excuse the lack for a better word and/or kill any awkward tension in the air after mentioning something mildly aggressive or sexual.

She used... a gargantuan amount of force on him, if you will.

by LunaLee April 18, 2010

Yous

Commonly used in Jersey City. Part of the Jersey City lingo.

YOUS yelled at the baby!

by Dylan Ritter March 29, 2009

You

A basement-dweller with no life.

Your mother: Why don't you get out the basement honey?
You: SHUTUP MOM I'M FAPPING TO JAILBAIT!

by Not You... And I'm glad. August 13, 2009