When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.
Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.
by tn June 30, 2016

by Ludadub May 19, 2023

by Jerry slime October 14, 2019

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014

A very average looking female.
by DonRurs August 22, 2011

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"
"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"
Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"
Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

The night before Thanksgiving where you're legally required to indulge in several handles of jaeger.
Unknown boozer 1: "Buddy this next blackout wednesday we're running minimum 10 games of jaeger mouth with the boys"
Unknown boozer 2: We can't stop playing until everybody has their clothes off.
Unknown boozer 2: We can't stop playing until everybody has their clothes off.
by Fields > Burrow November 6, 2023
