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Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.
Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.
by tn June 30, 2016
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Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night
I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled
by Jerry slime October 14, 2019
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wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"
by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014
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Wednesday Nighter

"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."
by DonRurs August 22, 2011
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Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010
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Blackout Wednesday

The night before Thanksgiving where you're legally required to indulge in several handles of jaeger.
Unknown boozer 1: "Buddy this next blackout wednesday we're running minimum 10 games of jaeger mouth with the boys"
Unknown boozer 2: We can't stop playing until everybody has their clothes off.
by Fields > Burrow November 6, 2023
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