Tipton, Iowa

Literal Hell

Stay away from Tipton, Iowa it is like Hell.

by Meow Bitch December 11, 2019

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

Iowa

That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn

Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?

by Blitzomet September 23, 2019

Haverhill, Iowa

A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".

"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".

by sYDNEYb June 27, 2017

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.

Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."

by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016