Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019

Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy

Hey lil glenn come play

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016

glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.

This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.

by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017

Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce

Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.

by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020

Glenn

Professional Fortnite player. Part-time lover of DogeMan420. Attractive, but not in a weird way. Possibly future GM of Sri Lanka. Crypto Investor. Knows Dario.

Hi Glenn.

by RickAstley42069 November 17, 2021

Glenn

Dude who makes the absolute BEST burgers.

Have you had this burger?

The one Glenn made? It's AMAZING

by anonymous January 15, 2024