20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024

OpposingFork's Glazer

OpposingFork's Glazer is a dangerous can, syrian communist that hates the opposingfork creative urbans, producing propaganda like an assadist and saying they are schizo made stories, which is not true, the trade mark OpposingFork's is licensced and marketed by opposingfork

OpposingFork's Glazer is the best urban hater

by Dako123 June 1, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025