Grab D

A Multi-purpose phrase used to describe any act of.

1. Telling your bro to suck it up do whatever it is he's supposed to do
2. Retrieving an alcoholic beverage
3. Picking up girls at a party

It is generally kept in its perfect form for the sake of preserving its perfection however any slight variations are allowed to suit the situation. People using the term should be aware of the plural form Grab Ds which can sound like Grab Deez or more to the point Deez Nuts. Which means something different. Use wisely.

Dude #1: Hey man you got the 30pack of Bud Light right?
Dude #2: Yeah bro, Grab D

Dude #1: Dude my girlfriend really broke my heart this time.
Dude #2: WTF man, stop fucking crying like a little bitch and Grab D.
Dude #3: Yeah man we're hitting Tridelts party tonight you can just Grab D all night there.

by NonEquestrian September 3, 2009

Freudian Grab

Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.

My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.

by Jezthesiren September 30, 2008

Grab Job

When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.

"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."

by Brando_Commando14 November 18, 2011

grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

Grab Ankle

A game played by queers, Prison rules often apply.

M@ is the undisputed GRAB ANKLE champion of the world.

by Tey97 September 25, 2004

Grab bag

When picking trash or trashing a bag that looks promising. It is likely to contian alot of valuable items.

There is a pile of grab bags over on Cleveland Street.

by handjack November 12, 2006

melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009