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Fucking a man 

So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)
Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum

1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home

Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
Fucking a man by Charles Dick in son September 1, 2021

fucking a 

1. Said in dismay
2. Another way of saying "Fucking ass".
1. Fucking a, I failed the SATs
2. Your such a Fucking a.
fucking a by anoyomous April 30, 2006

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

Fucken A 

Fucken A is a word that some people use when they are stumped on something and to indirectly say the word Fuck.
Fucken A by Nicole Summers September 30, 2006

fuckin-able-orgasmic 

The opposite of fugly. Looking very sexy and orgasmic!
Matt be looking very fuckin-able-orgasmic today.

fuckin awesome 

it is tha best cartoon on televistion i did no japanese crack heads can build a awesome game like yu gi oh