Friendship Apron

An imaginary apron that represents your friendship.
When threatened to take off the friendship apron,
You are threatened that your friendship will be over.

Julie: Karter can I borrow a pencil?
Karter: No.
Julie: What?! Friendship apron off! -pretends to untie imaginary apron and throws it on the floor-

by -whatwearelookingfor August 2, 2011

Virtual friendship

A friendship that exists mostly through text and social media as opposed to direct human contact.

Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.

by Keeeeen October 1, 2012

Friendship Circle

Noun: The Place men get put into when woman do not want to hook up with them. Terms to look out for "like a brother" "Best Friend" "someone i can really talk to"

"Your So nice to me your Like my best friend"
"Your like my brother, your so good to me"
Woman :"can we still be Friends? cus your a wicked sweet guy"
Man to Buddy: Dude she just threw me in the friendship circle

by Ryan Flavin April 5, 2008

friendship killer

That guy or girl
Your friend dates who is destroys your friendships with everyone and demands you only be friends with his or her friends before you met.

Ken? Ken who I haven't talked to him before he got in a relationship with that friendship killer.

by Jade420 November 22, 2016

analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

by jwattsj March 19, 2011

shotgun friendship

An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.

Their relationship was unfortunately a shotgun friendship.

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017