Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.

"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."

by ddoggphx July 19, 2007

Escape the Fate

A band that formed in 2005, with former frontman Ronnie Radke (who is in jail at the moment still), former guitarist Omar Epinoza, Max Green, Monte Money, and Robert Ortiz. The new lead singer is Craig Mabbit, (former BlessTheFall singer). Some people say that Craig sucks, and that Ronnie should be back in, or vice versa, but honestly they are both very talented, and if it wasnt for Craig, Escape the Fate would be no more. So stop fighting people!
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Escape the Fate Fan: Hey did you see Escape the Fate last night? They were the shit!!

Escape the Fate Hater: No!!! They suck!

Escape the Fate Fan: Whatever you loser!

by Stephaniee. March 28, 2010

Escanaba

A city in Michigan's Upper Penninsula, and home of the Upper Penninsula State Fair. The movie, "Escanaba in da moonlight" was filmed in Escanaba. The comedy starring Jeff Daniels makes fun of the U.P. woodsmen and their quest to bag a buck (deer) during hunting season. Escanaba is rooted in yooper talk and pasties (Pass-tees).

I've got to get to da Shopko don't ya know, eh. Holy Wha! Dey have da ice pops on sale for less dan a buck dare at dee Escanaba store! Stop by da pasty store and pick up some dinner, eh.

by Troll by Transplant August 16, 2009

baby escape

another name for the female vagina

I got inside karen's baby escape

by dick33 August 25, 2008

escandar

One who thinks of themselves as cool and goodlooking,when really they have no friends and are very ugly.

1. Don't sit at our table, escandar.
2. The way you make that pose is so escandar.

by gangsta_Coo May 10, 2006

escalator

Essentially a set of moving stairs which transport an individual from high ground to low ground or from low ground to high ground.

There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.

Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.

Guy: Don't take the stairs, let's take the escalator - it's less effort.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.

Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager: ...you're fired.

by Matt Cowan November 15, 2007

Escaloafing

To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"

Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.

Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.

Harry: Dude...are we high?

Adam: yes

by Scopeftis October 27, 2008