Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Scuba diver pussy

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 29, 2021

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010

deep shit diver

a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring

when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!

by sk3pt1c January 07, 2006

montana musket diver

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

by ScrabbleMan123 March 28, 2020

deep-v diver

A penis, It's a deep vagina diver

You have a big deep-v diver.

by DDovah July 26, 2015