Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.

When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.

by marshalynn January 11, 2011

Emma disease

A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.

Wow! She's cute and sweet! I think she has Emma disease.

by She's great:) May 13, 2021

exzachary disease

When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.

George has pretty severe exzachary disease

by Betabox March 31, 2008

Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

by STPenney April 6, 2011

Sami Disease

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022

Ligma (Disease)

Ligma (greek: λίγμα) is a rare and very dangerous disease which seems to only infect Fortnite streamers and CEOs of successful companies. Famous people who have sadly died of Ligma include but are not limited to: Steve Jobs, Ninja and Joe. Ligma spreads through the air, but also infects people by water.

Person 1: "It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma (Disease)"
Person 2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"

by akkostol October 31, 2022