dingleberry pie

The act of licking someone's hairy anus.

I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.

by Biff McQuaid November 24, 2006

dingleberry abrasion

a red mark left on the ass after a dingleberry is removed.

Once I cleaned off all the dingleberries there were dingleberry abrasions left on my ass!

by I feel Beasty June 15, 2009

dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

by thomas longwood April 16, 2004

pop a dingleberry

To cause one to lose their anal virginity. Although the anus technically has no hymen, this is a play on the classic phrase "pop a cherry".

"Did you pop a dingleberry?" "Boy, I sure did! Once the ass-hymen broke, shit went everywhere!"

by sauerkrautbratwurst October 13, 2008

Phantom Dingleberry

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

by P Word Miester December 5, 2013

Divergent Dingleberries

Divergent Dingleberries are bunches of any berry.

Oh wow! I'll eat Divergent Dingleberries!

by Eren Yeeter December 4, 2020

Dingleberry mcgee

Also means an utter moron

you dumbass you're a dingleberry mcgee

by Terrorinmyveins February 11, 2017