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Darren

v. to darren, darrening, darrened
The act of aggressively eating without sharing and no concern for personal safety or others hunger.
"I just Darrened that tray of tots in front of all the children. "
"Didn't you feel bad for the children? "
"No just sick to my stomach."
by wowdasnice June 7, 2022
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Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
by DDyln May 15, 2024
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darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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darren

an idiot that plays minecraft in the middle of class and is a dick about it when someone asks
don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 3, 2022
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Darren suchdeo

person who likes to go kachow on everybody
Darren suchdeo won the Piston Cup
by Kachow I should win the P cup December 12, 2018
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Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
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darren

darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
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