Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

Scuba diver pussy

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010

deep shit diver

a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring

when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!

by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006

montana musket diver

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

by ScrabbleMan123 March 27, 2020

deep-v diver

A penis, It's a deep vagina diver

You have a big deep-v diver.

by DDovah August 24, 2015

Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.

Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007