in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
by jesserz92 May 07, 2008
A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.
by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009
Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.
by niccyandmatt4ever June 27, 2009
A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.
by CaptainTed February 03, 2010
When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
couple dp tayo as a friend
by otin kamungay July 20, 2021