When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.
by Rippyboy August 24, 2022
Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.
by VampireAlex October 02, 2019
Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
by Goldenminx October 07, 2015
When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.
Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
by Snazzy Suit Man May 15, 2011
An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out
Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
by Infernalboi November 01, 2018
Cotton Milk Refers to the milky taste of your saliva after smoking weed, getting cotton mouth, and drinking a glass of milk
by Kanichols June 05, 2010