Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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Calvin

Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
Bro Calvin your ready for the world
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calvin

a stupid little player thats fine but fake as fuck
he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
laura:bro you saw calvin he just hit me up
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
by from ams June 9, 2020
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Calvin

Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021
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Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
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Calvin

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Calvin

Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color
Calvin is orange.
by Rammit Imma Ash August 3, 2020
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