Callum Hilton

AHWWHWHWHWHH YES UWU, Callum hilton
by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019
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Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.
Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.
by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020
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Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.
by nigelatemynuggets December 02, 2019
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Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.
"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"
by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023
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Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers
Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards
by Jake binns April 13, 2020
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Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!
Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!
by shazannonnn January 28, 2012
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Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds
Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton
by Nelution November 24, 2019
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