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well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 28, 2025
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Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023
mugGet the This called me single in every languagemug.

Slap my ass and call me porky

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
mugGet the Slap my ass and call me porkymug.

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