Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 05, 2017

call me an S

To call someone a slut

She dares to call me an S! I heard her in the bathroom...

by April 26, 2021

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025