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couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
by jesserz92 May 6, 2008
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sweatpants couple

A pair of people who have been dating so long that they no longer care how they look, and therefore wear sweatpants everywhere; often associated with a near-inseparable couple that doesn't seem entirely happy.
"Tom and Jane are no fun to hang out with anymore, they've kind of turned into a sweatpants couple"
by SammyJB May 1, 2010
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had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")
Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.
by Burper1957 August 29, 2014
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Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.
Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.
by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009
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Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.
Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.
by CaptainTed February 3, 2010
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couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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couple dp

having the same profile at discord, facebook, and other social media accounts.
by otin kamungay July 20, 2021
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