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i smell cap

I smell cap basically means you know someone’s lying. This comes from the saying no cap, which means “no lie” or “for real”.
Girl: “I promise I’m not sleeping with anyone.” Guy: “I smell cap.”
by LEG24 November 19, 2019
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Super Capitalism

A joke started by libertarian socialist political commentator Vaush about how Americans would have already been socialists if socialism "came wrapped in an American flag" and didn't have the baggage that the word does today. Many super capitalism memes also attempt to highlight how regular capitalism restricts freedom of the average individual, whereas super capitalism (market socialism) would not.

The term has nothing to do with Mussolini's supercapitalism which was the fascist conception of modern capitalism as a denigration of an older, better, heroic capitalism.
"Listen up y'all. You've had regular capitalism and all the wealth just goes to the corporations and these fat cats just sit up there at their big ol'... they dont do shit okay- I'm selling you... SUPER CAPITALISM! SUper CAPITALISM is SO invested in private enterprise that every single individual actually collectively owns a portion of the place they work at! You're a McDonald's fry-- chef-man? You work! That's part of your business son! That's you now! SUPER CAPITALISM! In addition... I am SO in favor of market incentives and market forces that I *reject* the private ownership of ANY industry which interferes with the function of those market forces. TransportatIon? Healthcare!? These are INELASTIC MARKETS DUMB FUCK....... SUPER CAPITALISM!"
by Whette Aeggue January 1, 2021
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Captain's Revenge

The disturbingly blue-green colored poop after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
"Dude, I shat blue and green this morning!"

"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"

"Yeah..."

"Captain's revenge."
by A name not already being used January 28, 2012
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Capucine

Capucine is the cute girl of the group, always here for those who really need it but she won't hesitate to ditch all the ones that she considere as fake and interested.
She is smart but don't think so, she needs you to say it for her to believe it.

You're lucky to have been able to meet a capucine. Enjoy it!
Let's hang out with capucine !!!
by Jean.boin March 29, 2018
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The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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capitalist exploitation

Capitalist exploitation simply means the fact that after its commodification the price of your work force on the market is much lower than the value it produces.

Think about it this way: worker X in company Y is producing commodity Z (goods&services). But a wage's worth of commodity Z is created by worker X in only a few hours of labour. The value his work force is rented for by the capitalist is much smaller than the value it creates. The private person owning company Y (don't forget corporations are also legal private subjects) then

appropriates the surplus value created by the labourer.

Simply put: if a labourer creates the value of his wage in a very small amount of his labouring time, who then, is he in fact labouring for most of the time?

Not only does capitalist exploitation entail that most of the value that working people create will be appropriated from them, but also that their limited precious time on this planet will be appropriated from them.
Mark sold 100 fast food meals priced at $5 in 8 hours. In two days the total value he creates is $1000. Yet he has to work for a full month to receive a salary, a wage of $800. Because Mark in unaware of capitalist exploitation he believes he is reverencing a fair pay for his work when in fact he is labouring extensively for the profit of other people.
by daskapital July 13, 2014
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carmelo capocasale

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"
by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016
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