potty ankle

When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.

I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!

by pinktaco1313 March 7, 2016

Ankle Staring

Ankle Staring is a sign of being openly attracted to the same sex.

Did you see Jennifer she was totally ankle staring

by DrMenace May 4, 2022

Dimas ankles

When your ankles go to a 90 degree ankle

I didn’t fall, it was those damn Dimas Ankles.

by 931JA September 4, 2022

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Ankle bangers

Trousers that have become too short through the wearer growing out of them.

"Look at that! He hasn't got any new trousers over the Holidays! Proper ankle bangers those!

by Trotboy July 15, 2021

Long ankle

People that has small calves.

Damn man, your upper body is huge but you calves are so small they look like long ankles.

by EyDiZZ September 12, 2020

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016