Ahmed

Just an anoying idot whos so cocky and annoying his a pedo and thinks his so perfect everyone hates him he is

Ahmed-hey im ahmed and

Boy-hi ahmed
Ahmed-im perfect

Boy-no your not
Ahmed-waaaaa

by Usjdndidjdheidd April 30, 2020

Ahmed

me fr fr.
dc: okayimsol

My homies: is that Ahmed?
Me fr fr: its me fr fr

by sol i guess October 3, 2023

Kah-ahm-bluh

Combination of, "Come on Blood"
Short for, "How are you going to play me like that?"

(n) someone who gets played by another

(adj) describes someone as a person who gets played easily

Anonymous 1: Dude, you haven't paid me in a week. Give me my money.

Anonymous 2: Kah-ahm-bluh!

Example 2

He's really been treating her like Kah-ahm-bluh

by Dr. Levy November 21, 2010

Ahmed

Ahmed, usually around chammaks like Ali.. and likes to be a fuckboy, normally a very good singer and dancer

OmG I wanna be a ahmed

by darkknight1607 March 25, 2021

Ahmed Ghazali

He is the funniest most passionate and perfect guy ever. He has the most contagious smile to ever exist and he's so handsome. If you're lucky enough to get to date this guy make sure to not fumble because you'll never find anyone else like him. He truly is one of a kind.

- S

"I wish I dated Ahmed Ghazali girl"

by chlorinesolutionh6534 May 31, 2024

The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024

Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, he's so intellectual and might be super wise, because of the accumulation of knowledge through experiences he had lived and can be a very useful mentor, he's always silent calculating and assessing the environment he's involved in, but once he opens his mouth to talk you might be surprised and could even change your outlook on life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. He also has a big penis and is a good loyal boyfriend. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

Is his name Ahmed ?
Is that even a question look at him for the love of god.

by Becky Mahone November 21, 2021