pug

a slur against disabled people whose eyes look like they’re about to pop out

Ryann- “look at that disabled person, it’s eyes are about to pop out”
jacky - “it’s another fucking pug bro”

by jackysbigdick April 19, 2022

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

Pug

A dog that is the definition of bitch. It doesn’t care if your black, asian, white or disabled, it’ll bite you endlessly. This is a creature of no mercy, ASGORE in reality.

Person:Aww look at that pug!
Pug: You dare mock my appearance, thine fool?
Person:NOOOO!!!!
Pug: Victory shall be mine.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude February 26, 2024

Pug Wall

Shrine dedicated to pugs. Usually on the wall of the main room of the house.

"Dude, nice pug wall."
"Thanks, my favorite is the pug dressed like Jabba the Hut."

by Hip Swizzle Bae September 6, 2018

Pug People

A modern group of people, usually in their late teens, twenties and even early thirties, who, like pugs, have lost all the redeeming qualities of their ancestors. They've lost the ability to do basic tasks. They can't get across town because they're not confident in their ability to drive on Highways. They get nervous standing in line at the Post Office because they're around more than 4 strangers at once. They can't leave the house because their anxiety is "too high" that day.

They have the grit, tenacity, and general mental state of a pug.

"I offered Todd my extra ticket to the ball game this weekend, but he said he didn't like to be around loud noises for more than two episodes of a TV show."

"He's one of those pug people. You have to hold him for a few minutes before his breathing calms down."

by Babagooshradoosh January 17, 2025

pug

the 100th cute number (where a 'cute' number is a number with EXACTLY 4 factors)

Me: Alexa; What is Pug?
Alexa: *EXPLODES x LIMIT OF EXTENDING*

by STV142857 March 2, 2024

Pug Rot

When Bum Krause's teeth are covered in a thick layer of plaque, and smell like death and old Purina dog food.

The dentist told me that my teeth smell like pug rot.

by Govcheese September 25, 2020