jacob

jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass

ohhhhh jacob harder baby

by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017

Jacob

seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.

Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help

by george logan January 3, 2012

Jacob

Fekin nonce. Has tiny Weiner and is lonley. Who is a fo real child molester on the run

Oh god it's the weirdo Jacob.

by Bootybandit69 September 3, 2020

Jacob

A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, is a friendly, funny, generous, and likes big dicks

jacob

by bredog May 3, 2018

jacob

long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D

jacob :)

by musiclover26 November 22, 2011

Jacob

A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .

Practaly a tank kid

Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid
Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag

by Sexygaynoob September 29, 2011

jacob

Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music

Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah

by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016